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"William Shatner?"

"Yah, that's it."

"Shane, you're a doofus."

"This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life."

― Princess Leia Organa

"The what?"

"The thing... right there. The magic box."

"The microwave?"

"Yes, that's the magic box."